{"id":287,"date":"2011-06-10T11:20:28","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T18:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.squidskate.com\/artbobo\/?p=287"},"modified":"2011-08-06T19:06:18","modified_gmt":"2011-08-07T02:06:18","slug":"great-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.squidskate.com\/artbobo\/2011\/great-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”
\nThe second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my a**hole bleached!”
\nTo which the first replies, “Whoa, I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”<\/p>\n

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