jokes

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”
The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my a**hole bleached!”
To which the first replies, “Whoa, I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”

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